Here are some exquisite wallpapers er sorry about that

14th

May 2010

Here are some exquisite wallpapers. Er, sorry about that.

To tell you the truth, this is a bit embarrassing.

Because I can guess what your situation is. You’ve got your computer set up just the way you want it. You’re very happy and proud of it.

Like millions of others, you have a loved one’s photy set as your desktop wallpaper. Awww! And your heart dances a wee jig every time you see it. In fact, it’s a matter of sadness that their lovely, smiling face is partially obscured by this window.

Oh dear, though. Oh dearie, dearie dear. You’ve just seen these four gorgeous wallpapers featuring yours truly.

Wow! You’re blown away by the beautiful colours. By the much-loved Scottish locations. And, yes, by me.

Suddenly, you’re altering your settings. You’re consigning the picture of your beloved to the wastebasket and installing me on your desktop in their place.

Of course, your loved one eventually finds out that they’ve been digitally disposed of.

So they get in a huff. They say things like: “You love that boggin’ car-cow thing more than you love me.” You start to mumble a denial. But you can’t find the right words.

Your loved one slams the door on their way out. It’s over.

Still, at least your desktop looks braw.