The Scottish
MINI tour

Aye, I’m a MINI. A Peter Vardy MINI in fancy dress and I’m on a tour round Scotland.
I’ll be driving myself, of course, but to make sure I don’t frighten the locals, there’ll be a (live) human in my driver’s seat.

Hamish* the Scottish MINI

*Not my real name. But I thought it sounded a wee bit more, y’know, rustic.